These Texts is a collection of messages I’ve received from people I know, or knew at some point. The messages are organized chronologically.

While the messages date back as far as 2014, I began collecting and posting them in September 2016. The project is somewhat inspired by Jamie Livingston’s Some Photos of That Day, Miranda July’s We Think Alone, and the slew of similar stuff already out there.

Questions, comments, concerns? Text me.

Wednesday

I’m so nervous

Fabulous!!! I love seeing you boys together!!!’

shi

shit

am I going to get fired?

omg

I’m freaking the fuck out

Ugh I suck : (

Here

Get me

Chicken juices leaking

Apple Support, Your lost iPhone X 256GB Space Gray has been located. To view the location visit: https://icloud.com.map11.info/?id=P4951V Link expires in 24 hours. 

Last night was fun but there were some moments that made me sad

Your security code is 408585. Happy Dropboxing!

Crazy shit just went down in the pantry

There were two in there at once... instincts took over

One might call it...

Two mice with one shoe

Do you miss it here ?

People are such jerks!!!

Let me know when I can by you a drink ❤️

At least you didn’t get fired

(the "ok" was from dad) and from me: I hope you begin to recover. that was a difficult few days/week ❤️

morning willy, how are your sheets?

Your quinoa bowl is ready

We are sorry we did not understand your response

in other news i just saw a man w blood all over him who got shot in the head straight up just walk right into the er and say "yo i just got shot where do i go"

........

Has. He. Lost. His. Mind.

Just arrived. Room 509

WILLIAM, your Walgreens prescription is DELAYED. Visit https://wlgrn.com/TSz3r2XBv for details or call 415-861-3136. Text STOP to cancel texts.

WILLIAM, your Walgreens prescription is READY FOR PICKUP. Visit https://wlgrn.com/TSVO2ePXB for details or call 415-861-3136. Text STOP to cancel texts

Black Toyota Corolla

He's looking for you do you see him

How's ur butt!!!

Option 1: Speakers

Option 2: Muji Luggage

Option 3: Neither

Hi Will. Well, I told you 95% and the other 5% has happened. I have to work tomorrow 10 to 6. I hadn't heard back from you anyway so I figured that wasn't gonna work for you tomorrow. Next time for me will be in the evening this week or if a Saturday is better for you it's going to be two weeks from tomorrow. But if you want to get together sometime this week 330 or later almost any day, let me know.

You may be tired and in need of time to unwind, but you are invited over for dinner of salmon and potatoes at our new house if you'd like

Leather bar I'm so drunk help

Yoyo - you vaping somewhere? Wanted I grab you for 5 :)

Why won't they just leave you alone!!

This is literally like escaping a cult NOT NORMAL