These Texts|

It is sad

Your Citi Bike pass has expired. How was your experience?

omg wuts he doing there

/do u have a window ac?

looks glorious. (don't drink & drive. . .)

I'm at powerhouse

Is it fun? I wanna see u! Ok I'm finishing R drink and coming

I want a man

Hey man, I built a little shelf for our bathroom - feel free to load it up!

Next time ask me first. How long u know him

OMG

SO AM I SEEIFN U TONIGHT

RAGE

RAGE

I'm trying to take a selfy

how do I turn it around. the camera?

oh forget it. I don't think I'm the selfy type

Do u have an adderall

everyhtiing happens got a reaso!!!!

for a rason*

i dont want to lose you, but i like you too much to have you at arms length. it sounds torturous. im sad ill never get the feeling of hopping in a car to get to the room above the bar. the smell of your freaking vape, your ikea covers, your bread loaf. sad you dont want it anymore, or cant bring yourself to. i wish i was 24 and on divisadero. i cant be enough so thats why i feel sorry. its just sad.

im gonna miss you

the obama daughters are so fashionable and cute. love em.

do u wanna do something fun after work tonight?

like go bowling?

i hate bowling actually

but i think it could be fun if i was drunk

i would like to get drunk

Did Kelly look at your LinkedIn recently 👀

Hi

I forgot you

I am sorry :(

Uh I think the police are shutting down my party

Do you like being considered "owned" property?

Hi, they don't have any square gift boxes, only rectangular ones that are 17 inch by 11 inch

I'm sorry I might have read to much into these texts

Well I guess I should've known better, and I guess I kinda of did. I hope you don't do this to anyone else ever again. I can take it but not everyone can. You hurt me and I hope you know that and know why. Regardless, I am glad I met you. You taught me not to trust what a guy says when you're in bed, no matter how convincing they seem. I'm not angry or vindictive and I can see now that it never would have worked; but I hope this strikes a chord of guilt in you, if one exists at all. Bye.

I'm feeling kind of lonely

I stole undies from the intern 🤐

Have fun! Come home for Christmas!

Hey dude. Do you have plans for thanksgiving?

Hey! Don't want to be the "guy-from-an-app-who's-annoying" person. Let me know if you did want to grab a drink sometime--if not, will stop buggin ya 😊

Omg you have the same birthday as Kendall Jenner

I would invite you over but my friends dad is sleeping on my couch

Hey – I don't think I'll have time this week, but hope you're well.

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that seems problematic to me...

that was for jack

ignore