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Hi Willie how are you doing? How is the weather there I am back from Guatemala

Ilove you!

Breaking News: Your Seamless order is being prepared. Our crystal ball estimates your delivery time between 7:45 PM and 7:55 PM.

81 grand st

Have you ever been in a relationship?

Hey! You kinda dipped. Hope you're good

Unthinkable.

Unfathomable.

Unbelievable.

what are your patagonia shorts called

We have fresh snow here in Vermont!

so sorry will, new phone... can you send me number again for white horse?

OMG I'm going to sleep! I can't stand this

what's happening in Michigan

(this is so crazy)

I'm at the doctors asking for. . . HELP

Happy birthday again

Brian! Asian kid who likes espresso, planes, The New Yorker, and talking about the human experience 😊

My phone was stolen

My DEAR WILLIE I AM SO SORRY I MISS YOUR BIRTHDAY I AM SO SAD BUT I WILL NOT EVER FORGET THAT I LOVE YOU! I HOPE YOU HAD A GREAT DAY LOVE YOU FOREVER ZOILA @

(Sorry I unfollowed you for like 5 seconds)

K night

thank you for coming to my rescue last night! i'm so sorry how annoying i was with the doorbell.

Hey! It's Mark with Hillary and California Democrats. We only have a few weeks left to talk to voters and we need you. Can you come in to volunteer?

you are the most organized person I know!!!

(also I owe you $!!!)

also Transparent is making me cry

It's true

We could hold each other til we fall asleep

Or we could fuck like mad and pass out sweaty and happy

Maybe i'll go with you guys

I haven't eaten I'm confused

I just bought a two week cleanse from trader joes

OMG will i just got some shit taken off of my breast it was insane

Hmm

Yeah come here

I've got amazing speakers amazing voice and amazing blow so no reason not to. We'll work from there

Will! I really appreciate you emailing that was so sweet

Can't u just feel the mania

In his eerily calm demeanor

At first I was like maybe his dad is just trying to ruin his life

Forgive me I had to take 29 hrs to really marinate on this

But my takeaway is that he still might have foreskin!!!!

The wrinkle right before the ridge of the head indicates that it may just be rolled up/retracted

also have u read this? very impressed lol

http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/08/orlando-blooms-nude-form-paddleboarding.html

Why don't you text me like a normal person

You forgot about me ... I am getting on my bike and heading over to Valencia for a bit ... Hope you're okay

Hey Will! This is Taylor. I woke up in a panic about my bag–thanks so much for keeping it safe. My laptop survived, yeah? If possible I'd like to pick it up sometime today. I'm totally open re: time and location so let me know what works for you.

Hi!! Thinking of you! Listening to your writing playlist to write